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by 2pale / 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/24/2015 at 1:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML
by NotBuyingATractor / 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML
by fuck you btichass cuntshit / 08/20/2015 at 12:18pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by L_lives / 05/30/2015 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Love
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
by why they bomb / 03/09/2015 at 2:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by No thank you / 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
by Dear Lord Save Me / 01/03/2015 at 10:56pm / United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly… Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when… Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let…