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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6045
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About prettyinpunk1025 : Hey the name is Sam... If you want to know anything about me, or just want to chat, send me a message. Although I'm usually on the app, so it may take me a while to respond.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML


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On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40140) - you deserved it (10553)

On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25816) - you deserved it (4942)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47845) - you deserved it (8895)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

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