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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 October 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About press_start_bro : Hey y'all! I'm Angelina and I really never know what to put on these things so yeah! Normally love talking to people, so message me if ya want you adorable dork!!🙈🙉🙊

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Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML


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On 01/12/2016 at 5:48am - animals - by mutantprincess - Australia

 Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML


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On 01/11/2016 at 1:03pm - misc - by JoseIsAdork (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML


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On 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm - love - by fuglymug (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML


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On 08/03/2013 at 1:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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