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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 October 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 249
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About press_start_bro : Hey y'all! I'm Angelina and I really never know what to put on these things so yeah! Normally love talking to people, so message me if ya want you adorable dork!!🙈🙉🙊

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Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML


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