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  • Town/Country : Muskogee, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 October 1999 (14 years)
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About press_start_bro : Hey y'all! Im just a crazy country girl from Oklahoma♥I usually talk to anybody, message me if ya want!

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Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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