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prenticehill
  • Town/Country : Tifton, GA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 January 1967 (47 years)
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Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18704) - you deserved it (21116)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

#15571420
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23105) - you deserved it (9906)

On 03/31/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

#15566439
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27641) - you deserved it (4390)

On 03/30/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by meohmy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

#15566356
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22906) - you deserved it (2497)

On 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by JFC! (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

#15228646
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8828) - you deserved it (29139)

On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
177 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

#15221957
80 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

#15221158
86 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm - health - by milkndstufff (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML

#15214634
96 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by bullllllshittttt (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

#15214579
73 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51245) - you deserved it (2927)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

#15207918
145 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 4:53pm - health - by 092492 - United States (California)

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

#15205906
102 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 10:46am - work - by deliveryboy - China (Shanghai)

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

#15198554
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28413) - you deserved it (3469)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States



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