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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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powerrangerpunk's favorite FMLs

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

#21308219
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36907) - you deserved it (5914)

On 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm - intimacy - by blueballed (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML

#20720351
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43068) - you deserved it (2737)

On 06/11/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by Elephant1718 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML

#6118642
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8400) - you deserved it (36223)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

#2733384
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45040) - you deserved it (3282)

On 06/08/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by nametag (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

#1418497
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14509) - you deserved it (62842)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore



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