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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 May 1984 (31 years)
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Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32179) - you deserved it (3009)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 8:34am - intimacy - by ravestradamus (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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