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About postpunkfunk : Anonymously lurked for ages and finally got around to making a profile. Absolutely love this app and web site, it's perfect for killing time or brightening your day. About Me, I like to skate and love me some music, live or recorded doesn't matter.
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Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015