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postpunkfunk

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 May 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 148
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About postpunkfunk : Anonymously lurked for ages and finally got around to making a profile. Absolutely love this app and web site, it's perfect for killing time or brightening your day. About Me, I like to skate and love me some music, live or recorded doesn't matter.
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postpunkfunk's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44270) - you deserved it (7895)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16118) - you deserved it (18746)

On 10/12/2009 at 8:34am - intimacy - by ravestradamus (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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