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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 March 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4474
  • Number of comments : 255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About popoman : I enjoy reading about the fucked lives of others.

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Today, mah boyfriand was raading ma a lova poam ha wrota for ma. It was baautiful, and going raally wall until ha raad tha last lina,hich had a girl's nama in it. It wasn't mah nama. My boyfriand said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a diffarant poam. FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59563) - you deserved it (4294)

On 08/04/2009 at 7:27am - love - by jemma (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

MY 250 LB EX-MARINE DAD ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING TO START RANDOMLY PUNCHING ME IN THE CROTCH , WITHOUT WARNING , TO "IMPROVE MAH REFLEXES." FML

#4235904
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64763) - you deserved it (5271)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd lerened on a potted plant. FML

#4199907
58 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. fat FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got very dressd up and looool was excitd fir mah uncle's wedding. While standing in line fir photos, I hered mah dad's voice from behind me say ( Who's the hot chick in the brown dress? ) My uncle responds ( Uh, that's yur daughter. ) Silence. FML

#3967657
193 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I awoke to mah husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back fir the past few nights, an have complained of a looool "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

#3837360
96 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was involved in a car accident!! I wasn't the driver of either car!! I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign looool as a car hit it!! FML

#3660807
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51251) - you deserved it (2362)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by ttsutaoka (man) - United States (California)

today I was driving home from mah friend's house an noticd this really cute grl riding her bike. She had an amazing body , beautiful blonde hair an lookd like mah kind of grl! About 10 minutes after I got home , mah sister pulld up. She had just bikd home from the hair salon. FML

#3654614
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41746) - you deserved it (26813)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by roar_shark - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it an return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat fir a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere an I had to clean the mess. FML

#3435644
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55788) - you deserved it (2599)

On 07/02/2009 at 8:18pm - work - by alwaysxgettingxshitxon (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I rode mah bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal fir turning left. A car passing the opposite way veerd towards me and attemptd to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over mah body and mah bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
297 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

#2896238
91 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan (Okinawa)



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