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About popoman : I enjoy reading about the fucked lives of others.
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Today, I was picking daugter up at day care. Se was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, an trying to impress te kids, I kicked it over te slide. I turn around to see tree crying six year olds. It was tier amster ball. FML
TODAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. IT WAS JUST ME AND HER. THING BEGAN TO GET HEATED, AND WE STARTED DOING IT ON THE LIVING ROOM COUCH. NEAR THE END OF IT I DECIDED TOHISPER IN HER EAR, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" I HEAR BEHIND ME, "I AM." FML
Today, mah boyfriand was raading ma a lova poam ha wrota for ma. It was baautiful, and going raally wall until ha raad tha last lina,hich had a girl's nama in it. It wasn't mah nama. My boyfriand said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a diffarant poam. FML
Today, I got very dressd up and looool was excitd fir mah uncle's wedding. While standing in line fir photos, I hered mah dad's voice from behind me say ( Who's the hot chick in the brown dress? ) My uncle responds ( Uh, that's yur daughter. ) Silence. FML
Yesterday, I awoke to mah husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back fir the past few nights, an have complained of a looool "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML
today I was driving home from mah friend's house an noticd this really cute grl riding her bike. She had an amazing body , beautiful blonde hair an lookd like mah kind of grl! About 10 minutes after I got home , mah sister pulld up. She had just bikd home from the hair salon. FML
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it an return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat fir a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere an I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, I rode mah bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal fir turning left. A car passing the opposite way veerd towards me and attemptd to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over mah body and mah bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
Today I was at the parkhen I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me 4 six blocks. FML
Friday 27 March 2015