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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 January 1981 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1118
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About poorjudgement : Just a regular person, that hangs online a lot.

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poorjudgement's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML

#20733887
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45915) - you deserved it (6933)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30878) - you deserved it (11742)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40310) - you deserved it (7608)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12303) - you deserved it (71841)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

#14741730
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41030) - you deserved it (8652)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

#14705471
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7834) - you deserved it (53702)

On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

#14699033
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36515) - you deserved it (10028)

On 01/24/2011 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Limalia (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9079) - you deserved it (63238)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

#13700074
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36337) - you deserved it (3227)

On 11/03/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by tuppu (woman) - Finland

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34890) - you deserved it (13603)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41360) - you deserved it (4721)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

#12000317
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11938) - you deserved it (41854)

On 07/20/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Lana (woman) - Austria (Wien)



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