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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 January 1988 (27 years)
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Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49095) - you deserved it (16200)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was puked on for the third time in three years at our annual choir concert. What makes it so significant? The fact that the same guy pukes on me every year from stage fright. We're arranged alphabetically, and he's always in the row RIGHT above me. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54661) - you deserved it (4386)

On 08/05/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64586) - you deserved it (29258)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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