Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

poopsi

Online | Search for a member

poopsi

5Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4532
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About poopsi : I am poop.

poopsi's page activity

Visits<b>taymichele16</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:57am<b>amine91</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:25pm<b>vampivy23</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 9:58pm<b>melons</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:23pm<b>ARCHANGELGABRIEL</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 7:34pm<b>Trisgav</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:44pm<b>Watermelon2011</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 10:20pm<b>evank98</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 6:02pm<b>leaswaim</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:23pm<b>SoMei</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:20pm<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 12:55pm<b>dekomori</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 12:32pm<b>trollman202</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 11:40am<b>HiThere1998</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 10:57am<b>TACOS1</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 10:07am<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 9:23am<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 8:52am<b>evanjl4</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 8:27am

Fucked!<b>amine91</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:26pm<b>ARCHANGELGABRIEL</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:34am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 11:52am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 11:32am

poopsi's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of poopsi's badges

poopsi's favorite FMLs

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML

#21285126
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38956) - you deserved it (9109)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37838) - you deserved it (11011)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

#21283795
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37360) - you deserved it (4576)

On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27147) - you deserved it (54444)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML

#21275066
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33010) - you deserved it (15455)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41212) - you deserved it (3978)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

#21253019
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46220) - you deserved it (3532)

On 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by StillPissedOffAtIrony (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML

#21241122
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39389) - you deserved it (10941)

On 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

#21241090
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44167) - you deserved it (6278)

On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

#21239517
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45226) - you deserved it (15221)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

#21238375
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46391) - you deserved it (4804)

On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, the man I have been in love with for years came to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal. Too bad it ended with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

#21234388
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (3339)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • FML with pics? That's FML Pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. We reckoned pictures could be worth 300 characters, which is why we launched FML Pics. The name says it all, really: it's an FML app, only with…

Monday 3 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: