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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44704) - you deserved it (5914)

On 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by icandothecancan - United States (Oklahoma)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

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  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

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