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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2342
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pooldude : I am a huge rock fan, especially classic rock. The Rolling Stone, David Bowie, Ozzy, Pink Floyd, Led zeppelin, Sex Pistols and pretty much all the classic rock bands. Love vinyl. Love guitar hero - 91% hard (thank you very much. ) lets see what else. Yah, just got out of school n studying for medical school. Cant handle Radiohead, that shit is way too cool for me! I hate people who try to pass their narrow mindedness as "traditional values."

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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29384) - you deserved it (4291)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

#21361029
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30318) - you deserved it (3656)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

#21360985
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30192) - you deserved it (1754)

On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

#21360941
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28186) - you deserved it (3964)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

#21360688
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31965) - you deserved it (7608)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML

#21359104
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28486) - you deserved it (1919)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46am - animals - by Animal cruelty (man) - Australia

Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card came out, I removed it, put it in my pocket and drove off. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

#21326143
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30312) - you deserved it (15224)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

#21321894
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31900) - you deserved it (5619)

On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with, "Well, nobody plots murder out loud," trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35106) - you deserved it (6738)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35451) - you deserved it (4284)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32408) - you deserved it (5315)

On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

#21276883
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36786) - you deserved it (4097)

On 10/13/2014 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my OCD reached a new high when I used a correction pen to white-out an eyelash which was photocopied onto every single page of my reading material. I did it because the eyelash was too distracting and I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds. FML

#21273246
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29918) - you deserved it (4908)

On 10/07/2014 at 11:49pm - misc - by waternixie (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43874) - you deserved it (7460)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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