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About polevaultbabe : Full on athlete! My heart is with pole vaulting! I play volleyball, soccer, basketball, swim, and track! I love my family as well as m my FFA family. Livin life to the fullest with no regrets!(:

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Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML


I agree, your life sucks (33581) - you deserved it (3420)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML


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