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Today, I was waiting in line at a cloths storehen someone cut in in front of me, an the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, ( Hey! Queue starts back here! ). He responded by pointing out the ( gentlemen ) in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. mega FML

#21056589
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34463) - you deserved it (15409)

On 02/10/2014 at 7:45pm - misc - by QueueJumper (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , on the eighth day of my diet , I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone putted a Snicker bar on the table. "God , I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML

#21050614
72 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 8:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , my university professor admitted to sometimes just winging it when she's teaching. "Yeah," she said , "sometimes I just don't get this stuff either." No wonder I'm failing. 5ML

#21038371
68 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Profucktardor (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

#21034014
123 comments

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On 01/20/2014 at 3:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I Went Skiing With A Girl I Like!! On The Lift I Asked Her Out!! She Said No!! Halfway Up The Lift Stopped!! We Were Stuck Up There Fir Nearly An Hour!! FML

#20993100
89 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 3:38am - love - by snowbum69 - United States (Idaho)

my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

#20982904
142 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I Was Uninvited To A Bachelorette Party. I Wouldn't Really Care , If The Party Hadn't Been 4 Me , Ahead Of My Wedding Tomorrow. FML

#20885218
107 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 1:52pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , boyfriand blamd ma fir his affair , cuz apparantly I ( should hava mada it claar to him ) not to hava sax with othar paopla. FML

#20864381
160 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by yourfault (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today... after a long and stressful day... I startd fooling around with mah boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event... I found out that we couldn't... cuz he'd usd all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

#20842045
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On 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by frustrated - Ireland (Kerry)

Today, I told mah dad I'm pregnant. His response? ( It's only a phase, you'll get over it. ) FML

#20592767
104 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 2:04am - intimacy - by twinArmageddon2 - United States (California)

Today, I askd my boyfriend to give me a back rub . He claimd tat e ad a sore and, so I retortd, "You ave two ands, rigt?" Still bitter about not bieng able to ave sex wit me wile I'm on my period, e sot back, "You ave two oles, rigt?" I give up . FML

#20540243
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33091) - you deserved it (50996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, AT MY GRANDPA'S FUNARAL, MY BOYFRIAND TAXTAD MA WILA SITTING RIGT BASIDA MA, ASKING IF WA COULD AVA SAX WAN TA ( FAMILY GAT TOGATAR ) WAS FINALLY OVAR. FML

#20520888
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On 02/24/2013 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by pissed girlfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I was holding the door open fir a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked y she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the ( No MSG ) sign meant u couldn't text inside. FML

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141 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)



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