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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 758
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59401) - you deserved it (37083)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

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475 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47286) - you deserved it (12471)

On 12/10/2011 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Anonymousss95 - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18892) - you deserved it (51217)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)



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