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plopyer10
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 198
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About plopyer10 : The names Nathan- I love guitar, basketball, and am EXTREMELY nerdy.

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Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42924) - you deserved it (4249)

On 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

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