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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1075
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About player20270 : I'm Carol, 23, post grad student, celiac, gamer.
Even though I'm happy most of the time, I do have a rough time dealing with the passing of my father, with my mom's bipolar disorder and alcoholism, with my own depression and with mean people.
I'm very friendly, but at the same time I don't let anyone too close.

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Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19875) - you deserved it (1532)

On 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I requested a pay rise at work. They said they couldn't do it as they have to cut costs, so I resigned. They've now re-advertised my job for more money than I asked for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22445) - you deserved it (2599)

On 01/26/2016 at 6:40am - work - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML


I agree, your life sucks (21670) - you deserved it (1817)

On 01/25/2016 at 9:09am - kids - by anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22679) - you deserved it (1761)

On 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm - love - by believe me now?? (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17010) - you deserved it (7689)

On 01/20/2016 at 10:16pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24974) - you deserved it (1522)

On 01/17/2016 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22260) - you deserved it (2208)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:07pm - love - by Jack (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20269) - you deserved it (3720)

On 01/03/2016 at 4:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28021) - you deserved it (2604)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26515) - you deserved it (2013)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21869) - you deserved it (6944)

On 06/26/2015 at 8:57pm - misc - by college estudiata (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32098) - you deserved it (2220)

On 06/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33468) - you deserved it (6790)

On 04/27/2015 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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