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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 659
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About player20270 : I'm Carol, 23 and a post grad student. I enjoy friendly conversations and meeting new people.

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Visits<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 5:37am<b>flupsht</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 8:53am<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 8:05am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:38am<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 9:56am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:24pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 12:39am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:09pm<b>tylercoffman420</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 10:30am<b>brentt2711</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:11pm<b>TheBadAndGnarly</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:59am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:33pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 5:59pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 9:18am<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:34am<b>moron011</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 10:50pm<b>softpaws</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 10:24pm

Fucked!<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 11:38am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 11:39am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 1:25am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 9:38pm<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 7:50am<b>Chinhull</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 5:47am<b>arano</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 1:15pm<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:31pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:04am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 10:11pm<b>leftyb10</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 11:02am<b>nider</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:00pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:54am<b>Cayers97</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:00am<b>MortenM</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:46am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:55pm<b>ianr817</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:14am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:22am

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Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML

#21435838
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24978) - you deserved it (1765)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

#21432524
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21278) - you deserved it (6760)

On 06/26/2015 at 8:57pm - misc - by college estudiata (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML

#21429316
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (1688)

On 06/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

#21400557
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31508) - you deserved it (6221)

On 04/27/2015 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML

#21389932
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (1927)

On 04/08/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by rUs7up1d (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33109) - you deserved it (5099)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after over six weeks of not getting a single shift at my part time job, I finally went in to meet my new manager. He didn't even know I existed. Apparently my old manager lied and said I quit so they hired someone else. FML

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

#21388685
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31499) - you deserved it (9776)

On 04/06/2015 at 3:38pm - love - by rhunter17 -

Today, I spent my last $50 to get a ticket to take my daughter out for a nice birthday dinner tonight. It wasn't until after I purchased it that I realized the restaurant isn't even open on Mondays. FML

#21388611
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27580) - you deserved it (5147)

On 04/06/2015 at 12:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

#21388075
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30400) - you deserved it (3059)

On 04/05/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by supercharged - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML

#21376174
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22660) - you deserved it (12346)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:14am - animals - by ilovecharliesheen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

#21373068
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25783) - you deserved it (4542)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML

#21372747
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26721) - you deserved it (2805)

On 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm - work - by Matei - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML

#21372077
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28498) - you deserved it (3151)

On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML

#21371880
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27464) - you deserved it (4590)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:43pm - kids - by LameChef (man) - Poland



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