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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 864
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About player20270 : I'm Carol, 23, post grad student, celiac, gamer.
Even though I'm happy most of the time, I do have a rough time dealing with the passing of my father, with my mom's bipolar disorder and alcoholism, with my own depression and with mean people.
I'm very friendly, but at the same time I don't let anyone too close.

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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26444) - you deserved it (2388)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (1980)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML


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On 06/26/2015 at 8:57pm - misc - by college estudiata (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML


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On 06/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML


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On 04/27/2015 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by rUs7up1d (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML


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On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after over six weeks of not getting a single shift at my part time job, I finally went in to meet my new manager. He didn't even know I existed. Apparently my old manager lied and said I quit so they hired someone else. FML

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML


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On 04/06/2015 at 3:38pm - love - by rhunter17 -

Today, I spent my last $50 to get a ticket to take my daughter out for a nice birthday dinner tonight. It wasn't until after I purchased it that I realized the restaurant isn't even open on Mondays. FML


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On 04/06/2015 at 12:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML


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On 04/05/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by supercharged - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML


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On 03/17/2015 at 3:14am - animals - by ilovecharliesheen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML


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On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm - work - by Matei - Romania (Bucuresti)

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