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About playah16 : Single and ready to mingle. Sleep and food #mylife. Kik me @playah_16. We can chat. Love Nutella
I play basketball and soccer. I love music. I play guitar, bass, drums, piano, sing (but I'm terrible) and saxophone.
Not much of a gamer. Tend to spend more of my life living then gaming.
Really open so chat me whenever.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Friday 17 April 2015