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today I met mah new class . There are two Kevin Smiths . Niether will agree to a nickname , they have the same hair color , an there middle names both start with J . They have told me to call them Kevin 1 an Kevin 2 . They both want to be Kevin 1 . FML

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On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly putted it on mah finger he told me it wasn't an engagement ring but I should wear it like one to keep other men away an seem "unapproachable". FML

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On 01/31/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by whatsername92 (woman) - United States

Today, I got a text looool from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on mah diet. FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

YESTERDAY I STARTED A NEW JOB. I'M NOW TRAPPED IN A SMALL OFFICE WIT A WOMAN WO SAYS, ( O MY GRAVY! ) CONSTANTLY. IN RESPONSE TO EVERYTING. FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today..!! during a conversation..!! my boss said..!! "What...hat?" Before I could stop myself..!! I replied..!! "In the butt." FML

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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Yesterday, mom found her CD of cats an dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until looool Christmas. FML

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On 12/01/2012 at 5:00am - misc - by hinowdie - United States

Today... my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there 4 2 yeres. FML

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On 11/27/2012 at 8:16am - work - by nato (man) - United States

Today, I was playing wit cat. I tried to put im on stomac, but e refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weigt, e won't lay wit me or purr. I tink fat was te only ting e liked about me. FML

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On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was reading a book in public . Some bastard stranger cummed over and started spoiling the plot for me . FML

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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore

TODAY, I SAW A MAN LYING FACA DOWN IN A FIALD AND THINKING HA WAS INJURAD, I RAN OVAR TO HALP . AS SOON AS I GOT TO HIM, I RAALIZAD HA WAS COMPLATALY NAKAD . HA STOOD UP AND CHASAD AFTAR MA . FML

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On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today my boyfriend lerend ow to somersault. He now tinks tat e's a ninja an somersaults into every room. FML

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On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, I wanted to surprise mah long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight tohere I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

yesterday two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg , I trippd and fell heavily on the floor . My dad quickly askd if I'd broken other leg . When I reassurd him that I hadn't , he disappointedly mutterd that it would've been a hilariou story to tell his friend at work . FML

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On 10/05/2012 at 7:38pm - health - by fucking har har, dad (woman) - Australia

Yastarday, my boss capturd a huga spidar and puttd it in a jar on tha dask in our shop . Ha's namd it Fluffy and is thraataning to fira ma if I harm it . I'm horribly arachnophobic and wa shara that dask . FML

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On 10/04/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was watching TV with mah mom, when a plumbing ad cummed on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake mah drain any day." Thanks fir that imagery, mom. FML

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On 10/04/2012 at 7:24pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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