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today I met mah new class . There are two Kevin Smiths . Niether will agree to a nickname , they have the same hair color , an there middle names both start with J . They have told me to call them Kevin 1 an Kevin 2 . They both want to be Kevin 1 . FML
Today mah boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly putted it on mah finger he told me it wasn't an engagement ring but I should wear it like one to keep other men away an seem "unapproachable". FML
Today, I wanted to surprise mah long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight tohere I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
yesterday two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg , I trippd and fell heavily on the floor . My dad quickly askd if I'd broken other leg . When I reassurd him that I hadn't , he disappointedly mutterd that it would've been a hilariou story to tell his friend at work . FML
Yastarday, my boss capturd a huga spidar and puttd it in a jar on tha dask in our shop . Ha's namd it Fluffy and is thraataning to fira ma if I harm it . I'm horribly arachnophobic and wa shara that dask . FML
Today, I was watching TV with mah mom, when a plumbing ad cummed on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake mah drain any day." Thanks fir that imagery, mom. FML
Friday 27 March 2015