About plaguer : Part time barista, tattoo parlor rest of the time. My dog's name is Bowser.
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by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 6:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by plantfood / 08/06/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
by Stephanie / 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm / United States (California) / Health
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
by devilboy / 07/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by notastoner / 06/19/2011 at 2:38am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…