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About pjsr : I love humorous comments, and occasionally a good pun. What drives me crazy is when people give advice in response to an FML. Example: I got locked out of my house nude. Comment: Try crawling in a window or text your mom. Aargghhh! - the OP is not outside waiting for a response. It's not happening in real time. Even if it's a relationship FML, NOBODY is asking how to fix it.

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Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after a stressful day teaching middle school. There were 120 middle schoolers there on a school trip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23815) - you deserved it (1886)

On 12/16/2015 at 4:10am - kids - by Teacher (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41154) - you deserved it (26812)

On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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