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Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46984) - you deserved it (3375)

On 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by ninnang - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22598) - you deserved it (58507)

On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44544) - you deserved it (13827)

On 04/05/2014 at 1:48pm - work - by =( (woman) - United States (Texas)

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