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by Sherry / 07/11/2012 at 9:29am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/11/2012 at 1:29am / United States (Texas) / Work
by forgottenbday / 07/11/2012 at 1:09am / United States (California) / Love
by rkbkate / 07/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by Deadcat101 / 07/10/2012 at 7:26pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML
by Nomoreballs / 07/10/2012 at 7:10pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2012 at 6:03am / United States / Intimacy
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
by wife of a shithead / 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 10:45am / United States / Intimacy
by magicman / 07/04/2012 at 5:04am / United States / Health
by LonelyShowers / 07/04/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I'm looking after three little girls, aged 3, 5 and 7 years old. We're watching Bambi, and… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…