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pinguino3669
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 662
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About pinguino3669 : I'm just a girl wanting to live life to the fullest and share memories with my friends and family. Of course, screwed up stuff happens all the time but I get over it :)
I aspire to become an Architect and a Marine, serving both our country and people in civilian and military life.
Live the life you love and love the life you live!

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
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I agree, your life sucks (58852) - you deserved it (643150)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1095332) - you deserved it (108819)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (266166) - you deserved it (49517)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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