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pinguino3669

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1663
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About pinguino3669 : I'm just a girl wanting to live life to the fullest and share memories with my friends and family. Of course, screwed up stuff happens all the time but I get over it :)
I aspire to become an Architect and a Marine, serving both our country and people in civilian and military life.
Live the life you love and love the life you live!

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Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

#934076
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142708) - you deserved it (10884)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm - love - by cavgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
955 comments

I agree, your life sucks (384459) - you deserved it (44120)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (447084) - you deserved it (74319)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (645662) - you deserved it (42770)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
924 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67552) - you deserved it (671988)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (425115) - you deserved it (97933)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (712741) - you deserved it (478523)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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