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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1214
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About pinguino3669 : I'm just a girl wanting to live life to the fullest and share memories with my friends and family. Of course, screwed up stuff happens all the time but I get over it :)
I aspire to become an Architect and a Marine, serving both our country and people in civilian and military life.
Live the life you love and love the life you live!

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Taday te guy tat I lyk took me on to te Cavaliers game. At te game, on te jumbotron tey do a ting were tey sow couples an ave tem kiss, te camera goes on to us an as I go into kiss im e turns an says "not in tis lifetime". Te entire stadium got to see me get rejected. big fat FML

#934076
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132967) - you deserved it (9930)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm - love - by cavgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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I agree, your life sucks (365917) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (424630) - you deserved it (67606)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

#580113
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I agree, your life sucks (618231) - you deserved it (38217)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

#366764
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (404638) - you deserved it (90303)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682612) - you deserved it (458083)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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