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pikachulove14

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pikachulove14

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 923
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pikachulove14 : Don't try to mess with me or I will tell you off and block you. I don't play games. I have 4 people I truly care about 3 I met on here. If you're looking my dears I love you...more than anything,I will die for you and I live for you.you guys are my light when I have no hope and thank you for giving me the world when all I thought I had was darkness.
"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the Dreamer of improbable Dreams." -Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor

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pikachulove14's favorite FMLs

Today, My Husband And I Had Some Bath Time To Ourselves. After Having Sex, He Decidd To Puttd Bath Salts In My Virginia To Spice Things Up 4 The Next Round. It's Been Twenty Minutes Out Of The Bath And It Still Feels Like There R Pop Rocks In My Vagina. FML

#21101391
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46845) - you deserved it (34443)

On 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with mah grlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl... I reached over... grabbed mah grlfriend's boobs an yelled... "Claimed!" She shot back... "Yeah... they are. But not by you." FML

#21099560
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41452) - you deserved it (17835)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today in the very middle of the night mah kitten startd rubbing against mah face!! Thinking I saw her face in the darkness I decidd to kiss her before going back to bd!! My lips made contact with her butthole!! FML

#21058991
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48744) - you deserved it (17746)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, te boy wo sits next to me in class accidentally dropped is sketc pad. It turns out e's really talented at drawing portraits. Tey're so good tat I could recognize myself in all of tem. FML

#21058436
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45742) - you deserved it (7096)

On 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I Went To Mah Bedroom For Some Alone Time While Mah Daughter Watched TV. I Didn't Realize That Mah IPad Was Still Connected To The Apple TV , Until I Hit Play On Some Porn And Heard A Scream From The Other Room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25976) - you deserved it (53504)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (39160)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML

#20915004
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33047) - you deserved it (14277)

On 10/10/2013 at 10:11am - animals - by failure (man) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today... I have been home sick an depressd fir so looool long that I just found Oreo crumb in mah belly button. mega FML

#20911052
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34648) - you deserved it (15744)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:55pm - health - by Sadness (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I woke up to my cat slowly dragging er paw looool across my face. I opend my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inc from my face. It was still twitcing. FML

#20908715
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42982) - you deserved it (3602)

On 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm - animals - by animal lover... -

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprisd to fine that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they fine tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51115) - you deserved it (4354)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today while in bed my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said "Bad fat" then pointed to my boobs and said "Good fat." fat FML

#20906869
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52817) - you deserved it (7308)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, mah two parrots decided that mah head was the best place to have sex. FML

#20903328
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43256) - you deserved it (5481)

On 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm - animals - by NestHead (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML

#20903281
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39861) - you deserved it (3229)

On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I smelld chicken nuggets and askd mah boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was mah armpits. FML

#20902037
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21772) - you deserved it (38875)

On 09/30/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was pet-sitting fir mah boyfriend's parents, one of there dogs killed one looool of there kittens. FML

#20901891
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47406) - you deserved it (4929)

On 09/30/2013 at 12:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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