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Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11065) - you deserved it (50356)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48144) - you deserved it (2079)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55875) - you deserved it (6787)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States



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