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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 April 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1887
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML

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On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

TODAY, I TEXTED MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS AND ASKED IF E WANTED TO GO TO BALL WIT ME. HIS RESPONSE WAS "TE PERSON U ARE TRYING TO MESSAGE CANCELLED TERE PONE SERVICE AND MOVED TO MEXICO. TACO TACO BURRITO." I'LL TAKE TAT AS A NO. FML

#21024175
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, I texted a cute picture of boyfriend an me to mom, wo lives very far away. Se replied saying tat Potosop skills r great, but tat I don't need to go so far to pretend tat anyone would date me, an tat tere's no same in bieng single at 25. FML

#20899972
58 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, we got mah dad looool an iPad fir his brthday . I had to repeatedly reassure him that he could in fact touch the screen without being shocked . FML

#20899491
63 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 5:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

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On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at mah head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. mega FML

#20894007
103 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 2:14am - work - by DimeShapedBruise (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

#20893446
137 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)

Today, while I was working, someone cummed in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

#20892589
96 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today my grandma threw away my clear retainer thinking it was plastic from packaging!! She has done this three times now!! They cost 300 dollars to replace!! FML

my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word ( looool hashtag ). FML

#20891806
89 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 5:21pm - kids - by soannoyed - United States

yesterday dad an I had a yelling match about me ( lying ), cuz I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to fine the phone number. It's been an hour an he's still searching 4 the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML

#20891277
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On 09/22/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by SeriouslyDad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , It's Mah Brthday. I Don't Mind Crappy Gifts , But I Have To Wonder Y The Hell Mah Boyfriend Bought Me A Home Enema Kit. FML

#20890231
190 comments

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On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , it's mah wedding day!! Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed , but I worked mah ass off to be able to walk down the aisle!! After a lot of blood , sweat , and tears I made it to the big day..!! and woke up with food poisoning!! FML

#20883990
77 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, AS IF TO PROVE THAT THERE IS NO END TO THE UNSPEAKABLE STUPIDITY OF THE HUMAN RACE, A PATIENT WAS BROUGHT INTO MAH HOSPITAL, NEEDING A CELLPHONE REMOVED FROM HIS ANUS. FML

#20872880
176 comments

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On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I was fredhen a customer called corporate, saying I was unprofessional and rude. The ( customer ) in question was my little sister,ho I would not let buy beer with a fake ID. FML



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