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pickles1994

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pickles1994

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1414
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About pickles1994 : Hi. About me:
I am currently upgrading my high school courses while I ponder on what to do for my career. For the mean time I work a part-time job at Walmart.
My hobbies: I have been long boarding for a few years now, I love to bomb down hills with friends and have a good time. Along with that my Need for Speed doesn't just come with long boarding, I also love to race in my little $800 car. What can I say... I'm an adrenaline junkie. I have an Xbox live account, mostly used on weekends.
People who I find hilarious because they actually put effort into their comments: Doc Bastard, Perdix, Pleonasm, and boners who is MIA.
Feel free to message me! I'm known as a great people person. Enjoy reading other peoples miseries!
PS: why can't we all just get along. I realized over the years of being on FML the community here has gone downhill. To the people who are new here: watch out there's a lot of assholes on here who will rat you out if your comment is not witty or gos off topic.

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Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 12:04am<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:33am

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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pickles1994's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44235) - you deserved it (3116)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39153) - you deserved it (4533)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

#14971443
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29893) - you deserved it (15270)

On 02/14/2011 at 8:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

#14969181
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30642) - you deserved it (2926)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

#6387420
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40693) - you deserved it (2610)

On 11/21/2009 at 12:59am - love - by Fail (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

#6265559
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32092) - you deserved it (4642)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML

#6172287
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25704) - you deserved it (6787)

On 11/05/2009 at 7:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

#6103963
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31083) - you deserved it (5912)

On 11/01/2009 at 4:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and ipod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

#5958359
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48241) - you deserved it (2831)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by abdominates (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (186035) - you deserved it (47393)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171917) - you deserved it (34296)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243077) - you deserved it (82391)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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