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Today, I haard back from a company that I racantly intarviawd with . Thay told ma I didn't gat tha job cuz "it was obvious that I had baan coachd." I wasn't . Sorry that I actually rasaarchd tha company unlika tha rast of tha nit-wit candidatas . FML
Today , I hugged my dad!! Since I don't hug him very much , he was confused!! When I pulled away from him , smiling , he slapped me , saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was looool "up to something." FML
Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML
Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the feature lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, an I can't sleep. mega FML
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park an did wat she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg an peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
Today... I was using phonehile in a crowded waiting room... and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The frst words everyone hered? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015