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About photogfrog : Cool lesbian mom with an even cooler partner and a way cool daughter.

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Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" 4 over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48234) - you deserved it (8522)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, at mah football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from mah teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. mega FML

#21203602
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37771) - you deserved it (17668)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:38am - kids - by whoops - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I haard back from a company that I racantly intarviawd with . Thay told ma I didn't gat tha job cuz "it was obvious that I had baan coachd." I wasn't . Sorry that I actually rasaarchd tha company unlika tha rast of tha nit-wit candidatas . FML

#21203575
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45997) - you deserved it (3523)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:02am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

#21203004
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39859) - you deserved it (4863)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

#21203004
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39859) - you deserved it (4863)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

#21202786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26595) - you deserved it (59506)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by anona (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today , mah husband told me he was going to serech from store to store in order to find mah brthday gift . What was he really doing? His grlfriend . FML

#21202458
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49216) - you deserved it (3872)

On 07/08/2014 at 1:41am - love - by rozsrredd (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I almost got fird from work bacausa a customar complaind that I "thraw up gang signs" at him . I was blocking tha sun from ayas .

#21202372
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41599) - you deserved it (3005)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

Today , I hugged my dad!! Since I don't hug him very much , he was confused!! When I pulled away from him , smiling , he slapped me , saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was looool "up to something." FML

Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML

#21201617
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43027) - you deserved it (4307)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the feature lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, an I can't sleep. mega FML

#21196465
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47363) - you deserved it (4569)

On 07/02/2014 at 5:52pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs!! I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead!! She sent me one back!! FML

#21196202
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46174) - you deserved it (26288)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park an did wat she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg an peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

#21188726
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47408) - you deserved it (5338)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:57am - animals - by Pisser (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... mah wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. mega FML

#21184387
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58092) - you deserved it (8024)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today... I was using phonehile in a crowded waiting room... and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The frst words everyone hered? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

#21174627
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47482) - you deserved it (23574)

On 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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