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Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9734) - you deserved it (21641)

On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

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On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)

Today, I returned a friends jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

#13388494
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On 10/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by ewwy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)



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