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Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
by sandysmith / 02/18/2012 at 10:49am / United States / Love
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
by Mel Ancholy / 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML
by ray / 02/16/2012 at 1:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by MC Turtledick / 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
by Alyssa / 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by louie / 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML
by hastobeajoke / 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by honey soy / 01/29/2012 at 1:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
by jaycee / 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States / Work
Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
by Cheating / 01/27/2012 at 6:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by StickySituations / 01/27/2012 at 5:32pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by michellenKG / 01/23/2012 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by sisco2901 / 01/22/2012 at 4:12am / Slovakia (Nitra) / Love
by Boo Boo / 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm / United States (Florida) / Health
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…