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philipino
  • Town/Country : Georgia, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1238
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About philipino : What's up? I'm extremely sarcastic because I've been here for a few years, so I was pretty much raised by this site rather than my parents. I play soccer, basketball, and I like to doodle. You should listen to Bad Suns. 3/4/14

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Today, I tried to discipline my two year old son. Whenever I do this, he starts pointing and imitating me, and I can't help but laugh. This explains why he never listens to me. FML

#18735409
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7448) - you deserved it (29535)

On 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25788) - you deserved it (2999)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24496) - you deserved it (5713)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

#18642510
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7152) - you deserved it (32589)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35659) - you deserved it (6345)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

#18569912
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22756) - you deserved it (2826)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20096) - you deserved it (4757)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23011) - you deserved it (2788)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

#18548047
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19893) - you deserved it (5940)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

#18526839
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10093) - you deserved it (31374)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

#18520750
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (2864)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

#18464914
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19369) - you deserved it (1984)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz. He plays all the time in our small apartment. Loud. It's like listening to three guys build a shed for 10 giant angry wasps. FML

#18387801
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15635) - you deserved it (2057)

On 11/29/2011 at 8:53pm - misc - by Geraldine - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

#18385318
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (3312)

On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40577) - you deserved it (4756)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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