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phew's favorite FMLs
Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2014 at 10:23am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
by coveholli / 11/15/2014 at 9:43am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Love
Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML
by juggalomurderer59 / 11/12/2014 at 11:00am / United States / Health
by anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by ugh / 11/11/2014 at 10:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by ItGirl / 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm / Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 11:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 1:30am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:59pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 11:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…