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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 June 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12200
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 8:20pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 6:59pm<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 5:27pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 8:16am<b>lostinOz</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 8:47am<b>AlexisCrystine</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 2:17am<b>2simz</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 12:30am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 3:21pm<b>NateshN</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 11:38pm<b>TheZombieGirl</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 7:16pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 1:23am<b>uhhitsmegan</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 8:58am<b>Coco_Tolisso8</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 2:45pm<b>Rozeyyy</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:21am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 7:00pm<b>mylm</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 5:50pm<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 3:29pm<b>solo_super</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 12:20am

Fucked!<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 11:28pm<b>lostinOz</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 2:47pm<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:07pm<b>yoloswaghunny</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:43am<b>christina3466</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 3:32am<b>Foxy_On_Fire</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 9:03am<b>randomgirl1234</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 10:03pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 11:58pm<b>cjwayy</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 2:47am

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phew's favorite FMLs

Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

by MissAggravared / 11/19/2014 at 3:27am / United States (Idaho) / Love

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

by jigglypluff / 11/19/2014 at 12:27am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy

Today, my self-esteem hit rock bottom when I was intimidated by a 10-year-old. I'm 23. FML

by Anonymous / 11/18/2014 at 6:43pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

by steak through the heart / 11/18/2014 at 1:57pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML

by hatemydentist / 11/18/2014 at 12:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

by drugsforthugs / 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML

by jessiejaybee / 11/18/2014 at 5:41am / United States / Love

Today, I told my mom that my boyfriend, who I've been living with for a year, and I were moving to another state at the end of the month. I told her in a restaurant, over lunch, where she then just got up and left me there without saying a word. FML

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

by blindsparrow / 11/18/2014 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

by HereToLaughAtU / 11/17/2014 at 11:16pm / United States (Iowa) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, after realizing my flashcards had fallen out of my binder, I asked my teacher if I could quickly go to my locker to get them. She said no and told me to go sit down. As soon as class ended, I went to my locker and brought them to her. Her response? "Why didn't you ask me to get these during class?" FML

by ohgosh... / 11/17/2014 at 10:10pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a chinese restaurant, only to get nervous and hang up. FML

by phonebaby / 11/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

by back to cock-hunting / 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML

by ChimerV / 11/15/2014 at 1:20pm / France (Lorraine) / Work