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by Queensland / 10/18/2014 at 3:20am / Australia / Transportation
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
by melissa1028 / 10/17/2014 at 10:23pm / United States / Intimacy
by MegasaurusRex89 / 10/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Animals
by KayyElOh94 / 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm / United States / Kids
by catt / 10/17/2014 at 4:12pm / Germany (Berlin) / Health
by gettinghotinhere / 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by katsaysner / 10/17/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (Maine) / Work
Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML
by thelordofpies / 10/17/2014 at 11:24am / United States / Animals
Today, while out for dinner with my parents, a woman, approximately the same age as my mother, repeatedly propositioned me for sex during the course of my meal. After declining firmly several times, she only stopped after my mother convinced her I was gay. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2014 at 6:13am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by karmaaa / 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm / United States (Iowa) / Transportation
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
by anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by not saying it was whores, but... / 10/16/2014 at 4:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…