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by ItGirl / 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm / Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 11:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 1:30am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:59pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 11:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his 10th beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
by helosthisshit / 11/01/2014 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Miscellaneous
by limegreengiraffe / 11/01/2014 at 10:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by That Guy / 11/01/2014 at 8:58am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by 4evalone / 11/01/2014 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 1:47am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 1:49pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money