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by no love / 01/01/2016 at 5:41pm / United States / Love
Today, I was talking to myself in the bathroom to remind myself of what chores I need to do. My husband overheard me and is now convinced that I was on the phone with someone. No amount of proof, logic or reasoning can convince him that I'm not cheating on him. FML
by ardea_alba / 01/01/2016 at 3:27pm / Russian Federation (Sverdlovsk) / Love
by well scrooge you too / 12/25/2015 at 11:24pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
by Anon / 12/25/2015 at 9:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/25/2015 at 8:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
by probably on death row soon / 12/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/17/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
by Pandistoteles / 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm / United States / Kids
Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML
by Anyonexx0 / 04/14/2015 at 2:15pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
by blemarooney / 04/14/2015 at 11:49am / Ireland (Dublin) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MissAggravared / 11/19/2014 at 3:27am / United States (Idaho) / Love
by jigglypluff / 11/19/2014 at 12:27am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/18/2014 at 6:43pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…