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pheebs314
  • Town/Country : United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 809
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pheebs314 : I'm a public safety and security officer at a zoo and a mall. I spend my free time camping, hiking, shooting, and preparing to join the sheriff's reserve force. I'm also kind of a bitch.

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Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

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On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

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On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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On 09/01/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by deserted - Sent from mobile version



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