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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 136
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About phatchoy : Going to call on all of you grammar nazi's to form a straight line in front, to get shot one by one hahahahhaa get a life faggots

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