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Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
by notgettinsome / 11/10/2013 at 1:15am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by JN5SLK / 11/08/2013 at 5:29pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by maddie / 11/06/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
by WasteOMoney / 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML
by HorrorByrd / 07/26/2009 at 4:06pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
by TheFlash / 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
by madzlovesgee / 05/16/2009 at 1:44pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by insideout / 05/10/2009 at 4:25pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, on my last break, a lady comes up to me and asks if she could have a hug because I reminded her of her daughter that died in a car accident 3 years before. Touched, I called my mom to let her know that I loved her. Before I could tell her, she said it was probably a scam and hung up on me. FML
by bumgirl / 05/08/2009 at 3:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
by Aether / 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
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