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  • Number of visits : 803
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

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I collectd mah students' notes in class to check them. One grl,ho is always drawing werd anime crap in her sketchbook, turnd in just one piece of paper that read, ( FUCK YOUR CLASS. ) mega FML

#20076781
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (20290)

On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY , I SAW A SMALL BUG ON TE WALL , SO I DECIDED TO SEND IT STRAIGT TO TE INSECT AFTERLIFE BY SMASING IT WIT A BOOK. TE BOOK CRUSED IT , AN CAUSED MA CLOCK TO COME FREE FROM TE WALL AN CRAS DOWN ONTO MA TV. FML

#20075179
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11113) - you deserved it (23415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/16/2012 at 6:50pm - animals - by romainmain - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by trowing rocks at ma window and singing a song about ow muc e loves me. Tis would ave been extremely sweet if e would ave gotten ma window instead of ma dad's. FML

#20050638
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21505) - you deserved it (2026)

On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday mah boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, an tickets to Six Flags fir mah birthday. He is currently passd out drunk on the other side of the bd, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

#20031154
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21889) - you deserved it (2338)

On 08/20/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Discovered How Pathetically Introverted I Amhen During A Car Ride With My Family, I Said, "I Really Like This Song" An My Parents Gasped Because They Didn't Realize I Was In The Back Seat. And I'm Thier Only Child. FML

#20005160
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26604) - you deserved it (2185)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26170) - you deserved it (10881)

On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I AUDITIOND FIR THE ROLE OF RIZZO IN A LOCAL PRODUCTION OF GREASE. THE DIRECTOR TOLD ME I WASN'T TOUGH ENOUGH, AND THAT MY PERSONA TOO SWEET AND CHILDLIKE FIR THE PART. I ASKD IF I SHOULD INSTEAD TRY OUT TO PLAY SANDY. HE REPLID ( I WAS BIENG NICE. HONESTLY, YOU'RE UGLY AND CAN'T ACT. ) FML

#19952455
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27286) - you deserved it (4288)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I'm sitting in tha ER with aight-yaar-old son. Ha broka his arm aftar jumping out through tha sacond story window. Ha was too impatiant to walk to tha ica craam van pulling up outsida. FML

#19932634
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25622) - you deserved it (2869)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I WAS AT WORK WHEN A CUSTOMER... WHO WAS GOING TO PAY FOR HER GROCERIES... STARTED SORTING THROUGH HER MONEY. SHE PUTTED SOME COINS IN HER MOUTH... SEEMED TO SUCK ON THEM FOR A WHILE... AN THEN GAVE THEM TO ME. FAT FML

#19712104
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24442) - you deserved it (1552)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:20pm - work - by Elmoo - Netherlands

Today,hile I was sneaking a boy out of looool mah room at 2am , I ran into mah mom sneaking a man into her room . FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33961) - you deserved it (9993)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (52362) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was issud with a £60 fine fir bieng parkd in a supermarket car-park fir more than 3 hours!! I work there!! FML

Today... I trid to make a looool rocket... using Diet Coke and Mentos. It workd pretty well... as both the kitchen window and my chippd tooth can testify. FML

#19154802
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7292) - you deserved it (29842)

On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments


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