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About pexy : most of my informations are wrong (:
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TODAY , I SAW A SMALL BUG ON TE WALL , SO I DECIDED TO SEND IT STRAIGT TO TE INSECT AFTERLIFE BY SMASING IT WIT A BOOK. TE BOOK CRUSED IT , AN CAUSED MA CLOCK TO COME FREE FROM TE WALL AN CRAS DOWN ONTO MA TV. FML
my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by trowing rocks at ma window and singing a song about ow muc e loves me. Tis would ave been extremely sweet if e would ave gotten ma window instead of ma dad's. FML
Today, I Discovered How Pathetically Introverted I Amhen During A Car Ride With My Family, I Said, "I Really Like This Song" An My Parents Gasped Because They Didn't Realize I Was In The Back Seat. And I'm Thier Only Child. FML
my girlfriand opanad my rafrigarator and bagan har standard moan: "You'ra a pig, u navar claan up. Look at that agg, it makas ma want to throw up, it's gona black, it’s covarad in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to chack it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
TODAY, I AUDITIOND FIR THE ROLE OF RIZZO IN A LOCAL PRODUCTION OF GREASE. THE DIRECTOR TOLD ME I WASN'T TOUGH ENOUGH, AND THAT MY PERSONA TOO SWEET AND CHILDLIKE FIR THE PART. I ASKD IF I SHOULD INSTEAD TRY OUT TO PLAY SANDY. HE REPLID ( I WAS BIENG NICE. HONESTLY, YOU'RE UGLY AND CAN'T ACT. ) FML
TODAY... I WAS AT WORK WHEN A CUSTOMER... WHO WAS GOING TO PAY FOR HER GROCERIES... STARTED SORTING THROUGH HER MONEY. SHE PUTTED SOME COINS IN HER MOUTH... SEEMED TO SUCK ON THEM FOR A WHILE... AN THEN GAVE THEM TO ME. FAT FML
TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML
Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
Friday 27 March 2015