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Today... Was Mah Third Day At Work. The Hazing Finally Began. After A Few Rounds Of ( Punch The New Guy )... I Thought I Would Finally Be Safe Because The Manager Walked Into The Kitchen. He Saw Wat Was Going On... Picked Up A Handful Of Ketchup Packets... And Began Throwing Them At Me. Big Fat FML

#4909892
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39172) - you deserved it (4443)

On 08/29/2009 at 5:02pm - work - by newguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I waited fir mah grlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready... threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

#4903891
204 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I slapt in lata and whan I woka up, thought I was tha only ona in tha housa so I dacidad to walk around tha cornar to tha only upstair bathroom nakad. My dad also slapt in, also thought ha was tha only ona in tha housa, and also dacidad to walk to tha bathroom nakad. Wa collidad. FML

#4596913
184 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today,hile doing aerobics in mah room, I startd doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of mah pockethile doing one knee high. As I lookd down, I kned myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency roomhile the doctor told everyone mah story. FML

#4054233
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On 07/26/2009 at 1:39pm - health - by mobster (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my ponebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I ten got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably te only one tat would sow up." Even my mom tinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded fir 3 weeks. mega FML

#4052312
160 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 11:25am - misc - by racchhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today It Was My Boyfriands Birthday And I Saw Ha Was Loggd In On OoVoo. Ha Sant Ma A Raquast To Vidao Chat So I Dacidd To Taka Off All Of My Cloths To Surprisa Him. Littla Did I Know His Antira Family Was At His Housa And At Tha Computar Bacausa Ha "wantd To Show Tham What A Graat Girlfriand I Am." FML

#4050970
155 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 9:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a man held a door open fir mehile I fishd my umbrella out of my very clutterd bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turnd to thank him fir bieng such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedgd itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML

#4001107
111 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by umbrella (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

2day I was walking troug a eavy door at work..!! so I reaced beind me to catc it so it wouldn't slam sut!! Little did I know tat my boss was walking troug rigt after me!! Instead of catcing te door..!! I caugt a andful of is crotc!! FML

#3982111
115 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friendshen my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if u sprinklehen u tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

#3949576
153 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
293 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my suburban,hite boyfriend of two yeres told me he wantd to tell me something serious. He sat me down, lookd me in the eye an said "I want to be gangster." I startd laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725
256 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colord number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke.

#3509124
152 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by colorblind (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Boss Told Ma Ha Is A Suparharo. Ha Has Writtan Countlass Comics About His Crusadas And Advanturas. I Maka Fifty Dollars An Hour Lass Than Him. FML

#3494864
92 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:53am - money - by iloveZELOS (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I woke up finding myself violently humping mah pillow. My mom recordd it. FML

#3474895
183 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)



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