Search for a member

Offline (the 08/29/2015 at 9:29am)



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4631
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About petrolhead : not using fml frequently. do leave me a message if you wana talk about G wagen ;) or aircrafts. I have authorities on both. :D

petrolhead's page activity

Visits<b>Infinity_seeker</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 10:53am<b>cats4lyfe</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 10:08pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 5:59pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 9:52pm<b>captain_fail</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:25pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 6:30pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 10:25am<b>supershot33</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 12:04am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 9:56am<b>BasketCase092</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 11:09pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 11:21pm<b>umerin</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 3:06am<b>cutiegurl2</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 10:43am<b>eeshaa</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 8:30am<b>vlopez917</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 9:07pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 6:34pm<b>AlyssaDiannaa</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 10:13pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 11:21am

Fucked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 11:59pm<b>BasketCase092</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:59am<b>collegecutie</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 7:29am

petrolhead's FML badges

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of petrolhead's badges

petrolhead's favorite FMLs

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

by adieuvelib / 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

by Beaky / 10/12/2011 at 1:09am / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that it takes about half an hour to get melted cheese out of your hair. FML

by jzappe / 10/10/2011 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

by knzknz / 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm / United States (Texas) / Money

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

by xoccerplaya / 10/06/2011 at 6:46am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

by Robyn / 10/04/2011 at 5:35am / Ireland / Work

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

by Robyn / 10/04/2011 at 5:35am / Ireland / Work

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

by storksleuth / 10/04/2011 at 4:57am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

by Emmy / 10/02/2011 at 2:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm / United States / Love

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

by jesus christ / 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm / United States / Kids

Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML

by lyssamarie316 / 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that includes the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 11:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous