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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29152) - you deserved it (5021) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

#17965139
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4940) - you deserved it (41386)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Beaky (woman) - Canada

Today, I learned that it takes about half an hour to get melted cheese out of your hair. FML

#17956536
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15428) - you deserved it (4814)

On 10/10/2011 at 11:34pm - health - by jzappe - United States (California)

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

#17922863
91 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

#17919933
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9955) - you deserved it (27815)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

#17919835
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10505) - you deserved it (29409)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15592) - you deserved it (7571)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

#17902230
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8525) - you deserved it (20860)

On 10/04/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Robyn (woman) - Ireland

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

#17902230
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8525) - you deserved it (20860)

On 10/04/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Robyn (woman) - Ireland

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

#17902155
65 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27430) - you deserved it (2684)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

#17880636
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33355) - you deserved it (2127)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
137 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML

#17873678
57 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that includes the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

#17870431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20518) - you deserved it (2316)

On 09/30/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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