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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About peter_petrucci : lacrosse is life and so is track. I love my girlfriend more then anything 1-1-14❤❤

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Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML


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