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peter_petrucci

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 263
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About peter_petrucci : lacrosse is life and so is track. I love my girlfriend more then anything 1-1-14❤❤

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38591) - you deserved it (2086)

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