About persianninja : Friendship is like peeing on yourself:everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by baebookboo / 08/04/2014 at 11:08am / United States (Kansas) / Geek
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by filipinoclari808 / 04/16/2009 at 2:47am / United States (Hawaii) / Love
Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
by skywayavenue / 03/19/2009 at 1:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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