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persianninja

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1219
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About persianninja : Friendship is like peeing on yourself:everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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Visits<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 12:03pm<b>JOLLYKILLA</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 7:17pm<b>LeChef</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 6:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 11:26pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 2:20pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 12:23pm<b>ChristianPliego</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 5:54pm<b>StarOfDoom</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 12:06pm<b>Axelle</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 3:13pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 9:23pm<b>Cassandra2015</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 3:44pm<b>HowleyB124</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:15am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:36pm<b>izkiz</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:37pm<b>noelsom7</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:59am<b>ThatBlondeChick7</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:29am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:24pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:25pm

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 5:50pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 4:26am<b>royr7395</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 7:20pm<b>StarOfDoom</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 6:07pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 12:37am<b>musicislife8</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 4:40am

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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persianninja's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML

by baebookboo / 08/04/2014 at 11:08am / United States (Kansas) / Geek

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

by filipinoclari808 / 04/16/2009 at 2:47am / United States (Hawaii) / Love

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

by skywayavenue / 03/19/2009 at 1:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous