Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 03/24/2015 at 2:46pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 904
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About persianninja : Friendship is like peeing on yourself:everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

persianninja's page activity

Visits<b>noelsom7</b> - 14 hours ago<b>ThatBlondeChick7</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:29am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:24pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:25pm<b>DistanceRunner94</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 4:14am<b>iidek</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 3:07am<b>MsFML_</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 11:55am<b>aishah77</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 10:35am<b>trex454</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 8:55am<b>sam882</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 11:19pm<b>Paras_800</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 11:22pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 4:43pm<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:36am<b>gladlily</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 7:54pm<b>james_danni</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 3:54am<b>WellHelloThere47</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 11:29pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 4:36am<b>sspence</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 1:59am

Liked!<b>musicislife8</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 4:40am

persianninja's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of persianninja's badges

persianninja's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44300) - you deserved it (7526)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37645) - you deserved it (3818)

On 08/04/2014 at 11:08am - misc - by baebookboo - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (72518)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13122) - you deserved it (74591)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10264) - you deserved it (91537)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: