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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 727
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40228) - you deserved it (5660)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML


I agree, your life sucks (48217) - you deserved it (3814)

On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49196) - you deserved it (4212)

On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML


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On 07/17/2014 at 4:48pm - love - by toonice - United States (Oregon)

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49545) - you deserved it (5107)

On 06/01/2014 at 12:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41677) - you deserved it (4570)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:51pm - health - by randomusername99 - United States (New York)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44229) - you deserved it (13545)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57914) - you deserved it (5019)

On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46350) - you deserved it (5609)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML


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On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, we got my dad an iPad for his birthday. I had to repeatedly reassure him that he could in fact touch the screen without being shocked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39650) - you deserved it (3794)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML


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