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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 2001 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1178
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About pennyprostitute : I love to sleep in late and I'm very sarcastic.
Come chat some time, I like to make new friends. Hopefully we'll have something in common.


Also, I'm not actually a hooker! My cousin dared me to put this as a username because we have a few inside jokes about cheap hookers.

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pennyprostitute's favorite FMLs

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

#21463299
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (2562)

On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28938) - you deserved it (4817)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was my birthday and I have no children. My father bluntly says, "Well, I guess if I get any grand-babies out of you now, they will have Down's Syndrome." I just turned 30. FML

#21463070
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23739) - you deserved it (1765)

On 08/31/2015 at 5:46pm - kids - by AM (woman) -

Today, I thought I'd locked my house keys in my locker at work. Not having any replacement nearby, I decided to cut the padlock with the saw of my pocket-knife. It took 20 minutes and four cuts into my hand to destroy the padlock. It took another five seconds to find the missing key in my jacket. FML

#21463029
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10901) - you deserved it (19885)

On 08/31/2015 at 4:01pm - misc - by Lockout (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I put aside my weekend plans to help my aunt with the extermination guy spraying her new house down to prevent cockroaches. After he left, my aunt asked me to go in and turn off the lights because the fumes were very deadly. If I chose not to, she would tell my mom I did nothing all day. FML

#21462982
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24304) - you deserved it (1928)

On 08/31/2015 at 1:17pm - health - by Rakib (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

#21462817
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26135) - you deserved it (1577)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:50am - work - by bgierczak2 - United States (California)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28802) - you deserved it (3081)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML

#21461561
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22958) - you deserved it (4101)

On 08/28/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by morethanablondemoment - United States (California)

Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML

#21461323
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26223) - you deserved it (1911)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - work - by myanmarkaviar (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML

#21461322
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23279) - you deserved it (1504)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - misc - by lefthandspanker (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, I realized how cheap I am when I blacked out at a water park and some one yelled "Call 911!" I tried to mutter out "No, that's too expensive!" FML

Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

#21456687
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29301) - you deserved it (3252)

On 08/16/2015 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -



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