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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 489
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About pennyprostitute : I love to sleep in late and I'm also quite sarcastic. Don't worry, I'm not actually a hooker! My cousin dared me to put this as a username. So here I am!

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TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

TODAY... MAH MOM AN I MADE THE BAD DECISION TO GO HIKING FOR SOME MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING EVEN THOUGH WE HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE. MY MOTHER TUMBLD DOWN A MOUNTAIN NAMD TUMBLEDOWN AN I COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY THE IRONY BECAUSE I HAD TO HALF CARRY HER ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CAR. FML

#21375957
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26802) - you deserved it (3069)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

TODAY, TE NEIGBORS CALLD TE COPS BECAUSE TEY EARD ( GUN SOTS ). MY GIRLFRIEND AN I WERE POPPING BUBBLE WRAP. FML

#21364157
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30079) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheek combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it an I'm now in the doghouse. FML

#21360286
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22030) - you deserved it (28069)

On 02/21/2015 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my dad gava my youngar brothar condoms and a pat on tha back, avan though ha doasn't hava a grlfriand. This is aftar callad ma ahora aftar ha saw ma kissing my long-tarm boyfriand last waak. FML

#21360278
127 comments

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On 02/21/2015 at 8:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

today I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest . "You can do it " I muttered which I guess mah asswipe of a cat hered as "Quick go kill that bird and scar me 4 life please." FML

#21360123
73 comments

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On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I was at a family gathering with mah boyfriend. Jokingly, mah grandmother swatted mah butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18) - you deserved it (30820)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new lowhen she bitched at me 4 having trash in my trash can . FML

#21355983
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31063) - you deserved it (2090)

On 02/14/2015 at 2:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, thundercunt of a nieghbor,ho's hatd me since I movd in, calld the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin,hich he could only have seen by spying on me through living room window. FML

#21355411
119 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my bed fell troug my floor. Wit me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32641) - you deserved it (2995)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

TODAY, MAH DRUNK MOM TOLD ME TO APOLOGIZE 4 BEING BORN. FML

#21352091
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34322) - you deserved it (2610)

On 02/08/2015 at 1:28pm - misc - by sorry :/ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw my co-worker write about ow awful Muslims were and ow te religion is stupid, te ijab is oppressive, and ow teir a poison on society !! Wen I questioned tem about it, tey pretty muc said tat I didn't know anyting and sould stop talking !! I'm Muslim and a ijabi !! FML

#21349339
54 comments

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On 02/03/2015 at 10:13pm - work - by coveredupforfun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a small tub of coconut piece in a bid to eat healthier snack at work. I noticd that the chunk were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it an kept eating. It wasn't until I reachd the final few piece that I noticd a huge black slug crawling acros the bottom of the tub. FML

#21346678
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29760) - you deserved it (4864)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:00am - misc - by goodbyediet (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, mah parents continue comparing me to mah "perfect" friend . He smokes dope, is a compulsive thief, and has gone to juvie numerous times . I'm passing school with flying looool colors and have never been in any trouble with the law . Apparently I should be more like him . FML

#21346172
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28442) - you deserved it (2125)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:01pm - misc - by John Doe (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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