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TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND DUMPD ME AND LEFT ME WIT TE RESPONSIBILITY OF TE TURTLE TAT I NEVER WANTD BUT SE INSISTD WE BUY "TOGETER." A LITTLE BIT OF RESEARC AS REVEALD TAT ANDRE WILL LIVE FOR "AT LEAST 30 YEARS." FML

#2911637
343 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, My Grandpa Did. I Decidd To Call My Grandma To Make Sure She Was Going To Be Fine. After Talking Over The Phone Fir 30 Minutes Or So, I Told Her Goodbye An Said, Out Of Habit: ( Say Hi To Grandpa Fir Me ). FML

#2901718
107 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , mah left-handed boss needed PC help . I said "right-click fir the menu." She said nothing happened . Three times we went through this . Eventually I went over , asking her to show me what she did . She was using her right hand on the left mouse button . She earns £10,000 more than me . FML

#2798980
147 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

yesterday looool I was helping a couple come up with a name fir the baby they just had . I suggested "Joshua" thinking that it was an okay name . All sudden.. . the room got quiet . Turns out I had forgotten that Joshua was the name of thier 3 year old son who had died a couple months before . mega FML

#2798038
219 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by 8reth72 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I calld the prosecution the prostitution.

#2796637
216 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided tat I was going to get ma front license plate putted back on ma car after two yeres of aving it off . In tese two yeres I someow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive witout one in MD . On ma way tere, I got pulled over for not aving a front license plate . FML

#2772100
119 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by dm206 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

today I ceckd facebook, only to fine out tat close cousin is now marrid. Wen I lookd at te pictures, I saw tat wole family was tere - including sister, moter and fater. I was te only one wo wasn't invitd. FML

#2771745
114 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oh_baby (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I found out mah mom paid mah best friend $20 to be mah friend when we were 10. FML

#2699534
167 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was teacher appreciation day at mah school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When mah picture cummed up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

#2693631
248 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 3:21pm - kids - by Ignatius (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Babysitting A Little Boy. I Opened Up A New Bottle Of Bubbles And It Was All Goopy And Gross So I Said "Eww!". Te Boy Ten Asks, "Wat's "ew" Mean?". I Replied Wit, "Someting Gross And Yucky". Ten E Pointed At My Face And Say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!".

#2658966
145 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , at work mah arms were full . I needed to get the door open , so instead of pushing the swing door open with mah shoulder , I kicked it open with mah foot . Right into mah manager's face . FML

#2647799
64 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 11:36pm - work - by hellogoodbye (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Taday I Weighed Myself Fir The Frst Time In A While And Confrmed That I Have Putted On A Few Pounds. I Was Feeling A Bit Down About It. I Went To Work And On Arriving A Workmate I Hadn't Seen In A While Gave Me A Hug. She Said, 'I Love Hugging You, Your So Nice And Squishy.' FML

#2302779
100 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 4:23am - health - by squishyboy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 4 every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I looool came back to the garage at 10 , I had forgotten where I parked it an spent an hour looking 4 it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML

#2300061
72 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 1:39am - money - by lostcar (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entre grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entre field without looking back once. I forgot to putted paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. real FML

#2201893
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13515) - you deserved it (59243)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by onlyme (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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