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peachezthelette
  • Town/Country : Milwaukee, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1390
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 60 posted

About peachezthelette : I'm Katy. I'm currently twenty one years young :). My born nakie day is May 5, 1991! I am currently married and I have a one year old son! The last time I updated this I was still nineteen and pregnant! Now my son is walking, hard to believe how fast time goes by! Anyway, I am constantly high on life, you only live once might as well enjoy it while you can :). I am a very friendly person until you push my buttons then I can trade like a bull would. After all, I am a Taurus! Thanks for reading this.

Fave movies:
13 Going on 30
Alpha Dog
Basic Instinct 2
Big Money Hustlas
Blades of Glory
Borat
Derailed
Four Brothers
Funny People
Hancock
Little Nicky
One Missed Call
Pulse
Role Models
School For Scoundrels
Strangeland
Taken
The Boondock Saints
The Hangover
The Love Guru
The Onion Movie
Pearl Harbor
Titanic
Full Metal Jacket
Terminator 1-3
Obsessed

a son is the best gift God can give a mother and father. I love you so much Braeden Terry, you are my son&my sunshine.

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Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8459) - you deserved it (20254)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

#14521055
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20791) - you deserved it (3349)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23552) - you deserved it (4656)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53637) - you deserved it (2795)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

#14498607
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23582) - you deserved it (3261)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

#14494919
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25710) - you deserved it (1976)

On 01/07/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by carrottop - Australia (Victoria)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
129 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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41 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

#14297288
173 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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292 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

#14294990
119 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41441) - you deserved it (3370)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
61 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

#14240691
115 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

#14211022
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36195) - you deserved it (3056)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by mugged (woman) - Germany (Hessen)



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