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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 May 1991 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 2456
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 60 posted

About peachezthelette : I'm Katy. I'm currently twenty one years young :). My born nakie day is May 5, 1991! I am currently married and I have a one year old son! The last time I updated this I was still nineteen and pregnant! Now my son is walking, hard to believe how fast time goes by! Anyway, I am constantly high on life, you only live once might as well enjoy it while you can :). I am a very friendly person until you push my buttons then I can trade like a bull would. After all, I am a Taurus! Thanks for reading this.

Fave movies:
13 Going on 30
Alpha Dog
Basic Instinct 2
Big Money Hustlas
Blades of Glory
Borat
Derailed
Four Brothers
Funny People
Hancock
Little Nicky
One Missed Call
Pulse
Role Models
School For Scoundrels
Strangeland
Taken
The Boondock Saints
The Hangover
The Love Guru
The Onion Movie
Pearl Harbor
Titanic
Full Metal Jacket
Terminator 1-3
Obsessed

a son is the best gift God can give a mother and father. I love you so much Braeden Terry, you are my son&my sunshine.

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peachezthelette's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 8:29am / United States (South Carolina) / Animals

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

by ciotter / 01/08/2011 at 3:57am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

by walnutbladder / 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

by carrottop / 01/07/2011 at 7:12am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

by nuerrotticc / 01/06/2011 at 3:58am / Health

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2010 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (North Yorkshire) / Health

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

by lerouxmaster / 12/22/2010 at 6:43am / Kids

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

by ks.swan13 / 12/22/2010 at 4:50am / Animals

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

by morenita27 / 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm / Canada / Work

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

by drew / 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

by mugged / 12/15/2010 at 6:58am / Germany (Hessen) / Miscellaneous