About peacheso : I believe I'm the only Ghanaian/ West African on FML. I think I deserve an award for that.
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peacheso's favorite FMLs
Today, I got home from work a little late due to bad traffic. My wife kissed me, then flew into a rage and swore that I had the taste of penis on my lips, accusing me of cheating on her with a guy. Apparently she got this insane "test your man" idea from some Cosmo-type magazine. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2013 at 12:14pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by itsellie27 / 08/30/2013 at 10:44am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by charlieg9 / 08/30/2013 at 8:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by goodbyepromotion / 08/30/2013 at 2:28am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
by IronSkye / 08/29/2013 at 6:55am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Kids
by Pontiacman92 / 08/29/2013 at 3:07am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse / 08/28/2013 at 9:25am / Miscellaneous
by Alice / 08/28/2013 at 6:33am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I was told that the $500 I'm owed for babysitting isn't going to happen. Why? Because after six months of watching a friend's six children, she's moved 120 miles away and no longer needs me. FML
by bexes / 08/27/2013 at 6:29am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 3:21am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
by gunnerdog / 08/26/2013 at 8:22pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2013 at 7:12pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous